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شنبه 28 خرداد 1390 :: نویسنده : ali

دوست دختر چیست؟


موجودی زنده وبسیار زیبا که با مشخصه های زیر شناسایی آن به راحتی امکان پذیر است
- مانتو جین کوتاه و تنگ
- شلوار از این کوتاها!!!
- سایه چشم بنفش (که با رنگ جیغشان ست باشد)
- ابروی تراشیده و تاتو شده
- لنز زیبایی آبی یا سبز
- زلف طلایی مش شده !!!
هر جا از اینا دیدید بدانید دوست دختر و ناموس کسی است ! پس چشمتان را درویش نموده و رد شوید تا زنگ نزده به دوست پسرش و او نیز بیاید شکمتان را سفره نماید !!!
این موجودات دوست داشتنی غالباً کنار خیابان ها ، در کافی شاپ ها و پارک ها به وفور یافت می شوند .
برای به دست آوردن یکی از اینا به موارد زیر نیاز دارید:
- یک عدد کاغذa4
- یک عدد خودکار
طرز تهیه : ابتدا خودکار را برمیداریم و یک عدد ۵ خیلی بزرگ روی کاغذ می رسمیم (یعنی رسم میکنیم ) سپس کاغذ را 180 درجه سانتیگراد میچرخانیم تا نوک ۵ به طرف پایین باشدسپس یک پاره خط اوریب روی این ۵ نگون بخت مادر مرده ی واژگون شده میکشیم و روی نوک بالایی پاره خط یک عدد هشت کوچک میکشیم که مثلاً تیره ! سپس زیر آن مینویسیم :
بخدا تو تنها عشق منی (فقط مواظب باشد خدا نزند توی کمرتان)
حالا کار شما کامل شده آن را با یک شاخه گل صورتی تقدیم یکی از آن موجودات کنید . به احتمال زیاد اینی که کشیدید تاثیر به سزایی در تحریک احساسات و عواطف جنس لطیف دارد البته احتمال های دیگری نیز وجود دارد مانند:
- در آوردن لنگه کفش توسط جنس لطیف
- جویده شدن خرخره ی شما توسط جنس لطیف
- زنگ زدن به 110 توسط او
- جیغ زدن
- نثارکردن به روزترین فحش های خواهر مادری و...
این دیگر با شانس شما رابطه ی مستقیم دارد
این موجود زیبا بسیار احساسی بوده
پس از بدست اوردن او بسار باید مواظبش بود تاخدای نکرده احساساتش جریحه دار نشود
سعی کنید باملایمت زیاد بااورفتارکرده تاعشق را تجربه کنید





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