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جمعه 27 خرداد 1390 :: نویسنده : ali

غضنفر میره خبر مرگ پدرش رو به برادرش بگه میگه: برادر برو بیل با فرغون بیار بریم واسه بابا قبر بکنیم

 

غضنفر رستوران باز می کنه، ولی هر روز ظهر خودش می رفته بیرون غذا می خورده. بهش می گن چرا همین جا غذا نمی خوری؟ می گه: آخه پدرسوخته خیلی گرون می ده!

 

غضنفر روز عروسیش سره سفره عقد، عروس بله نمی گفته یكم فكر میكنه و با صدای بلند می گه: عمو زنجیر باف!!

غضنفر زنگ میزنه مخابرات میگه: آقا ببخشید سیم تلفن ما خیلی بلنده، اگه میشه لطف كنید از اون طرف یه کم بكشیدش !

 

 

غضنفر می پیچه توی خیابون یکطرفه پلیس میگرتش ، میگه کجا با این عجله؟ غضنفر میگه هر جای می خواستم برم دیگه دیر شده ببین همه دیگه دارن برمی گردن!

 

غضنفر میخواسته بخوابه دو تا جا میندازه ، میگن چرا دوتا جا انداختی ، میگه آخه دو شبه که نخوابیدم.

 

معلم از غضنفر می پرسه : اولین سلسله ای كه در ایران تشكیل شد چه سلسله ای بود ؟ میگه:  آقا اجازه . سلسله جبال البرز

 

غضنفره تو یك دهی دكتر بوده، میخواسته به یك زنه آمپول بزنه. زنه ازین شلیته‌های لایه لایه پاش بوده، هرچی غضنفره دامناش رو بالا میزده، تموم نمیشده. آخر غضنفره شاكی‌میشه به زنه میگه: ببخشید خانم، باسن شما صفحه چنده؟!

 

نامزد غضنفر:اینقدر مى خوامت که دوست دارم تو بغلت بمیرم . غضنفر: تو رو بخدا برو بغل ننـــت بمیر واسه ما مشکل درست نکن!

 

یه روز غضنفر میره بالای درخت چنار.بهش میگن داری چه کار می کنی.میگه دارم توت می خورم.میگن اینکه درخت چناره میگه توت تو جیبمه

 

دعای غضنفری : آرزو دارم خدا کنه این سالها به حق پنج تن الهی آمین !!!

 

به غضنفر میگن باسرعت جمله بساز میگه ویژ

 

 




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