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جمعه 27 خرداد 1390 :: نویسنده : ali
 

از ترکه میپرسن, نظرت راجع به نوشابه چیه؟ میگه: نوشابه آب داره, گاز داره, یه خط تلفن هم بزنن دیگه عالی میشه.


ترکه از جوب می پره ازش فیلم می گیرن . دور آهسته میزارن میفته تو جوب. دور تند می زارن می خوره به دیوار


که یه آینه رو زمین پیدا می کنه. برش می داره، عکسش می افته توش، میگه: ببخشید نمی دونستم مال شماست



بچه اصفهانی سر سفره غذا می خورده.باباش با لهجی شیرین اصفهانی بهش میگه باباجون اینقدر غذا بخور که سیر بشی نه اینقدر که خسته بشی

 



به خانومه میگن چرا اینقد دماغت گندس خانومه میگه والا خواستم آیدان سفارش بدم اشتنباهی زنگ زدم لارجر باکس


متاسفانه دیشب بازیگر مشهور ومحبوب  كشورمان در سن 35 ساله گی در بستر خود شاشید

 

 

دلتنگی یه خنگ : بی معرفت ماگوشی  نداریم تو چرا یه اس م س  نمیدی!

 

 

 

 





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