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سه شنبه 24 آبان 1390 :: نویسنده : ali
•  ترم اول (ترم جو گیریدگی):
الو سلام مامانی. منم هوشنگ.
وای مامانی نمی دونی چقدر اینجا خوبه. دانشگاه فضای خیلی نازیه. وای خدا خوابگاه رو بگو.
وقتی فکر می کنم امشب روی تختی می خوابم که قبل از من یه عالمه از نخبه ها و دانشمندای این مملکت توش خوابیدن
و جرقه اکتشافات علمی از همین مکان به سرشون زده؛ تنم مور مور میشه...
راستی اینجا تو خوابگاه یه بوی مخصوصی میاد که شبیه بوی خونه اصغر شیره ای همسایه بغلیمونه.
دانشجوهای سال های بالاتر میگن این بوی علم و دانش!
لامصب اینقدر بوی علم و دانش توی فضا شدیده که آدم مدهوش میشه!!!
پریشب یکی از بچه ها به خاطر Over Dose از دانش رفت بخش مسمویت بیمارستان!
 
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