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طنز - چرا میگن بچه ننه !؟ نمیگن بچه بابا !؟
 
سه شنبه 24 آبان 1390 :: نویسنده : ali
مامان
- بعله ؟
- من می خوام به دنیا بیام …
- باشه .
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- باشه عزیزم
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- باشه عزیز دلم
- مامان
- بعله ؟
- من دیگه زن نمی خوام
- اوا … باشه
- مامان
- .. بعله
- من کوفته تبریزی می خوام
- چشم
- مامان
- بعله ؟
- من بغل می خوام
- بیا عزیزم
- مامان
- بعله ؟
- مامان
- بعله
- مامان
- … جونم ؟
- مامان حالت خوبه
- آره
- مامان ؟
- چی می خوای عزیزم
- تو رو می خوام .. خیلی
- …

***

- بابا
- بعله ؟
- من می خوام به دنیا بیام
- به من چه بچه .. به مامانت بگو
- بابا
- هان؟
- من شیر می خوام
- لا اله الا الله
- بابا
- چته ؟
- من ازون ماشین کوکی های قرمز می خوام
- آروم بگیر بچه
- بابا
- اههههه
- من پول می خوام
- چی ؟؟؟؟ !!!
- بابا
- اوهوم ؟
- منو می بری پارک ؟
- من ماشینمو نمی برم تو پارک تو رو ببرم ؟
- بابا
- هان ؟
- من زن می خوام
- ای بچه پررو .. دهنت بو شیر می ده هنوز
- بابا
- ….
- من جیش دارم
- پوففف
- بابا
- درد
- من زن نمی خوام
- به درک
- بابا
- بلا
- تقصیر تو بود که من به دنیا اومدم یا مامان
- تقصیر عمه ات
- بابا
- زهرمار
- من یه اتاق شخصی می خوام
- بشین بچه
- بابا
- مرض
- منو دوس داری
- ها ؟
- بابا
- …
- بابا
- خررر پفففف
- بابا
- خفه
- بابا
- دیگه چته ؟
- من مامانمو می خوام
- از اول همینو بگو … جونت در بیاد





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