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سه شنبه 24 آبان 1390 :: نویسنده : ali

1.مدل جنتلمن( از نوع woman): خدا رو شکر بین این همه مدلای عجیب و غریب یه عده از دخترا (که واقعا معدودن) هم هستن که علاوه بر اینکه مد روز وتحصیل کرده هستن خودشونو گم نکردن و فارق ازسرگرمیهای الکی تو زندگی دنبال پیشرفتن.

 

2.مدل نازنازی:این مدل کارو زندگیشون با دوستا بیرون رفتن و تلفن و چته و تا 50 سالگی تو اتاقشون عروسک نگه میدارن فعالیتهاشونم شامل
خریدن هر چیز مد روزو به باد دادن پولای باباجون هست.

 

3.مدل اجتماعی:این عده بیشتر شامل دخترای فمینیستیه کهعاشق شرکت تو فعالیتهای اجتماعین ولی وسط همون کارها هم تا یکم کار جدی بشه دادشون در میاد که بابا ما خانومیم این قدر کار سخت بهمون ندین!

 

4.مدل مرد ذلیل:این مدل که در حال انقراضن عاشق شوهر کردن و بشور بسابن ...
(به علت کمیاب بودن این مدل نتونستم اطلاعات بیشتری در موردشون پیداکنم).

 

5.مدل مامانم اینا:این مدل دخترای محبوب مادراشونن و همه کاراشونو با نظر مادرشون انجام میدن خیلیاشونو میشه تو گروه خرخونا که تو پایین توضیح دادم هم پیدا کرد....

 

6.مدل ضد پسر:این مدل یه جورایی همکارمنن همه فکر و ذکرشون اینه که یه پسرو ضایع کنن و تا یک سال این اتفاق خجسته رو واسه دوست و آشنا تعریف کنن...

 

7.مدل خرخون:این مدل تو زندگی فقط یه کار بلدن اونم درس خوندنه تو بحرشونم که بری میبینی از دیپلم خیاطی بگیر تا گواهینامه زیر دریایی رو گرفتن .ولی پای عمل که برسن هیچی بلد نیسن....

 

8.مدل روشنفکر:این مدل خودشونو عقل کل میدونن و عشق شرکت تو کلاسهای مختلفن از یوگا بگیر تامدیتیشن و ....

 

9.مدل سرگردون:خانومای عزیزی که این مطلبو خوندین و جزو هیچکدوم نبودین/شما شامل ترکیب هچل هفتی از مدلای بالا هستین که به مدل سرگردون معروفه!






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