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سه شنبه 24 آبان 1390 :: نویسنده : ali
کولر:زمانی که یک لر به مکانی رفته باشد و بین ما نباشد
وردربرمن : به گویش محلی، برای من هم بردار
تفکیک جنسیتی : تف انداختن و لگد زدن به جنس مخالف
Frozen : (فروزان(با لهجه خارجی
موت زارت : سكته! یهویی تلف شدن
Nothing : ناچیز
گوزپیچ : آنکه باد معده اش بوی هلو میدهد،آنکه با گوزش هوا را معطر میکند
کامران : راننده کامیون
بیسکوییت : کسی که 20 بار تصمیم گرفته ترک کنه
Username : اسمتو زر بزن
حلال زاده : هر کسی که پدرش،قد خمیده ای داشته باشد!!
Ask me : از من عکس بگیر
مهران : شخصی که در هوای مه آلود رانندگی می کند
PPTP : فردی با تیپ انی
جانمازی : بگو آذی جان صدات میاد
پنهانی : قلمی که جای جوهر با عسل مینویسد
درون گرا : کچلهای داخل خانه
برون گرا : کچلهای خارج از خانه، کچلهای خارجی
روبوسی : پارچه ای که روی بوس می کشند
پهناور : کسی که مدفوع گاو می آورد
Superman : مرد بقال
مارچوبه : عصای حضرت موسی
کنتس : به اصفهانی یعنی این سیگار کنته
زندایی : علی دایی پس از عمل تغییر جنسیت
لالایی : هشدار پلیس بزرگراه به رانندگان در کشورهای عرب زبان
در میان گذاشتن : لای چیزی کردن
شاطر : کسی که در خرابکاری استاد است
بیگلی بیگلی : پدربزرگ بروسلی، بزرگ خاندان لی‌
پسمانده : پ نه پ رفته!
کامبیز دیرباز : باز هم زنبورا دیر اومدن
Diamond Ring : داییمون زنگ زد
مناجات : انواع مونا
کره حیوانی : بیچاره ناشنواست




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